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Post by drjuliusmayfair on Dec 5, 2008 17:40:52 GMT -7
Dearest Frankie,
After all we meant to each other. After countless nights, moonlit strolls, and stolen glances... I'm sorry but I feel that we no longer can see each other. This is the hardest letter I ever had to write... Please don't feel that you are responsible for it. It's me. I feel that you have grown while I stay stuck in the same rutt. Just remember that i am always here for you...
Sincerely,
Julius
Dear Tabby,
How you doin'? -Eyebrow wiggle-
-Julius
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Post by Tabby Whitman-Foster on Dec 5, 2008 17:59:19 GMT -7
Dear Julius,
MANWHORE! *Points heinously*
Tabby
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Post by loki3 on Dec 5, 2008 18:15:48 GMT -7
Dear Tabby,
You may be human, but I agree with you 100%
Human males are disgusting swine.
Huffingly,
Shyrillia
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Kasim Chionesu
BPRD
Bureau Agent -- K.I.A.
Mr. Zombieprotecter McAwesomeguy
Posts: 123
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Post by Kasim Chionesu on Dec 7, 2008 21:44:43 GMT -7
Dear Shyrillia,
...I'd like to think I'm an exception, at least.
*Sad sigh*
Kasim
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Evadne Taylor
ADMINISTRATION
Bureau Agent
"Please don't talk anymore, it's only going to upset me."
Posts: 289
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Post by Evadne Taylor on Dec 7, 2008 22:03:37 GMT -7
Dear Kasim,
Sorry dear, you were born with a penis. Tis your curse.
A lil Love,
Evadne
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Post by drjuliusmayfair on Dec 7, 2008 22:10:33 GMT -7
Dearest Evadne,
I don't think it's too much of a curse. Would you care to examine it? Work your magic? -Dastardly eyebrow wiggle-
Love and hugs,
Julius
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Post by loki2 on Dec 7, 2008 22:12:39 GMT -7
Dear Ol' Battleaxe Evadne,
You know Dollface, maybe if you got a little more penis more often you wouldn't be such a... -cough- I shan't go on, lest I tarnish the lady's honour along with my own.
In a nut shell, get laid. Endorphins are good for PMS =P
Knowing he's about to get lynched,
Leon
And to the dirty old man,
Dude, no... Just, no. Shouldn't you be hitting on wealthy widows 10 to 20 years older than you? And once a lady says no, you should back off, if you get my drift.
I've got my eye on you...
The Tiberius
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Evadne Taylor
ADMINISTRATION
Bureau Agent
"Please don't talk anymore, it's only going to upset me."
Posts: 289
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Post by Evadne Taylor on Dec 7, 2008 22:12:50 GMT -7
Julius,
Only if you wish to no longer have said object attached to your body.
No Love,
Evadne
Leon,
Do the world a favor and go try and suck it.
Serious NO Love,
Evadne
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 7, 2008 22:30:37 GMT -7
Evadne,
Even though we don't really get along...You just made laugh very hard. It hurt.
Regards,
Frankie
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Post by drjuliusmayfair on Dec 7, 2008 22:31:02 GMT -7
Dearest Evadne,
My heart breaks to hear such words.
The wind blows gently across your cheek.
Your lips are two rose buds.
I weep.
-Julius
PS: The Tiberius- I may be a dirty -young- man, but at least I don't need a haircut. You young fop. -J
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 7, 2008 22:36:36 GMT -7
Dear Whomever,
>_< At least in my day men were MEN. I would kill the lot of you for a man equal to my Henry. Then again, I'd kill the lot of you for my Henry. Take that as you will.
/depression,
Frankie
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Sister Angeleanna
BPRD
Field Agent, Liason -- K.I.A
Sister from another mister
Posts: 70
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Post by Sister Angeleanna on Dec 7, 2008 22:38:37 GMT -7
Dear Everyone,
Shame on you!
Love,
the nun
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Post by Astrid Jackson on Dec 8, 2008 1:19:53 GMT -7
Dear Sister,
I'm so being good! I swear!
Should be wearin a halo!
Astrid
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Abe Sapien
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Director
The World Doesn't Disappear When You Close Your Eyes%\0\%
Posts: 896
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Post by Abe Sapien on Dec 8, 2008 1:39:34 GMT -7
Dear Astrid,
Funny you should mention halo, in Roman times self-applauding emperors were sometimes also depicted with halos.
Fun facts ahoy,
Abe
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Post by Astrid Jackson on Dec 8, 2008 2:20:34 GMT -7
Dear Abe,
Are you implying something?!
Confused Much,
Astrid
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