THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN

[Abe Sapien]

*Record scratch, everyone leaves*

Yo, tis uh... Abe's player. Feel free to call me Abe or if you like, Omi. We're back, like the dinosaurs. Took a couple of years but our love of Hellboy could not be tamed! I play Abe Sapien of course, King Nuada, Maggie Bruttenholm, Dr. Xavier Foster and his son, Eli Foster. Because who needs sleep. *Hysterical laughter*

Random stuff about me, I'm a caregiver, I live in California, Frankie and I are best friends and semi hetero lifemates just shy of a decade. I'm a rather boring person in real life who collects action figures, mainly Hellboy and ReBoot, and enjoys harassing my almost 12 year old cat, Mocha.

I'm rather proud of the current skin as it was made by yours truly and I've come a long way from not knowing what layers were. If any of you are returning and were witness to the first couple of skins of this board, I am sorry I burned your eyes. There are a couple of things that still need to be finished because I nitpick everything but we are fully functional. Rawr.

I'm so bad at talking about myself, so ask me questions!

[John Deadhead Muller]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!

*leap-hugs*

I'm so happy to see the site back up and to see you and Frankie! The skin is bootiful and I can't wait to drown in booze and blow smoke rings with Maggie!

so questions huh?

uhm...

1) May I touch your gills?
2) May I see your kitty? <3
3) What is a "semi hetero lifemate?" ._.

[Abe Sapien]

*Braces self for impact*

Both of us have been thinking about but I believe it was Frankie dear who said it first and it kinda snowballed from there in a slow wandering path because I am a terrible procrastinator. This place wouldn't be up if it weren't for her. She kicks so much ass it should be illegal.

1. Only if you want me to sneeze on you.
2. YES!! But, its gotta wait till I get home Friday. I think I can post images through the app but I have no way of resizing them.
3. Frankie and I. It's pretty much what it sounds like and what does it sound like to you? *leans in close and stares* you ever have that best friend you can make the most obscene jokes with and they don't bat an eyelash? That's not Frankie and I. I made a Bethmoora elves joke the other day and I got shunned. Felt good, man.

Edit: My kitty, Mocha! She decided the pillow I use for my laptop was the perfect place to sit since it was on my lap. I literally set the pillow down, reached over for my laptop and she flopped down atop of me. She doesn't look it but she's really small, roughly 6ish lbs and runs like a bunny. She's a manx so I'm sure that's why.