I've Never.....

[Evadne Taylor]

I've never is a drinking game.

One player says "I've never..." and lists off something they have never done. Obviously this is an IC game.

The next person will take a shot if they've done it (in this case we want anyone who replies to an "I've never..." comment to be someone who IS taking a shot) and then give the next "I've never..."

For example: pretend that someone had posted the following before this:

"I've never... biten anyone."

I would reply with:

*takes a shot*

and then my I've never. Get it? Good.

So I'll begin...


I've never.... been in love.

[loki2]

-takes a shot-

And now I'm depressed. Thanks.

Moving on...

I've never tossed my shirt from an overpass... >.>

-takes another shot-

[Tabby Whitman-Foster]

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>_>
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*Takes a shot*
And no, I'm not explaining that one.

I've never...bought or worn a pair of Converse sneakers.

[fuzzy]

*Takes a shot*

Thanks Tabby, ruin my sober streak...

I've never...eaten an avocado.

[ggi]

*Takes a shot.*

It was a whole one too...sans the pit.

I've never...been to a casino.

[Astrid Jackson]

*Takes a shot*

Vegas baby! Whooot!


I've never gone to college.... What?! I haven't had the time yet...

[Abe Sapien]

In a past life before I gained the blue skin and lettuce neck. I'm not particularly one for drinking contests... oh what the heck *Drops a shot*

I've never eaten fish. I believe no explanation is necessary.

[Frankie Guidicini]

*Takes a shot* Though I don't really prefer it. So sorry Abe, yet not so sorry since I don't prefer it.

I have never had pre-marital relations. I'm going to get a plethora of you, I bet.

[Evadne Taylor]

*Takes shot*

And what? *glares at all*


I've never been arrested.

[susanneblack]

-Takes a shot-

Ok, so there was this one time in med school when we took a corpse out to the park. The cops did not think it was funny that we dressed it up like a SCUBA diver. Though... they thought it was one of our friends... they didn't know it was a dead guy... and we only had the handcuffs slapped on as a warning... Does it count?

I never... flipped out and hit a stranger.

[loki3]

I really shouldn't, but...

-takes a shot-

Hey, the stoopid jerk wouldn't stop dumping his radiator fluid into the harbour even after I'd asked him THREE times - and nicely, I might add - to stop!
I was completely not at fault!

I've never... been inside a human hospital! -looks away from Dr. Black-

[hb]

-takes three shots-
I don't think the med ward qualifies as a human hospital. I'm not human, and I get patched up there all the time. By a fishman, no less.

I've never seen a band live.

[drjuliusmayfair]

-Takes a shot-

I don't get out much, but I was dragged out to a Dave Matthews band concert a few years ago. It was entertaining, but I prefer my music to be a bit more... swinging.

I never... Broke out in spontaneous singing and/or dancing.

[Astrid Jackson]

*takes a shot*

I do it for a liiiiiiiiiiving! So BOO YAH!

Hmmm....

I've never been to a football game!

[loki2]

-takes a shot-

...Wait, you do mean football football, right? Not the imitation rugby you Yanks are so fond of? Soccer my ass... IT'S FOOTBALL!
Ok I feel better.

I've never... tried inserting licorice up my nose...

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>.>
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-takes another shot-

Don't ask. Just... don't.