Abe Sapien
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Director
The World Doesn't Disappear When You Close Your Eyes%\0\%
Posts: 896
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Post by Abe Sapien on Dec 8, 2008 2:55:20 GMT -7
Dear Astrid,
The fundamental, ultimate mystery, the only thing you need to know to understand the deepest metaphysical secrets, is this: that for every outside there is an inside and for every inside there is an outside, and although they are different, they go together.
Never confused but well mixed,
Abe
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Evadne Taylor
ADMINISTRATION
Bureau Agent
"Please don't talk anymore, it's only going to upset me."
Posts: 289
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Post by Evadne Taylor on Dec 8, 2008 2:56:16 GMT -7
Dear Fishboy,
You really need to get out of the library more.
Evadne
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Post by loki2 on Dec 10, 2008 23:28:54 GMT -7
To Whom It May Concern,
...Did that pervert just call me a fop? Pfah. I prefer the term 'rebel'. Get with the times, old man.
On a completely unrelated note, you lookin' good Evadne ;P
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Leon
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Post by brennalarose on Dec 10, 2008 23:50:07 GMT -7
To Her Royal Highness, Princess Nuala,
Dear Ma'am,
I envy you. The seven-year-old inside me wants very badly to be a blond princess, too, and instead must settle for being only half a redhead and not nearly blond enough. That, and you have a brilliant man who cares deeply for you.
If you ever want to drop by, I have this giant bottle of Pama that can't possibly kill by my lonesome.
Your Admiring Fangirl,
Anna-Sophia
Dear Leon,
As ravishingly gorgeous as you are, no man as clean-shaven and long-haired as you can quite count as a rebel. If not "fop", then at least "incroyable".
Embrace it, man, call it your own. Women love that kind of thing.
Regards,
Phia
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Post by almira on Dec 11, 2008 14:01:14 GMT -7
Dear Leon,
Fop.
Terry.
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 12, 2008 21:16:07 GMT -7
Dear People Who Keep Saying 'Fop,'
DAMN YOU. You now have "A Little Priest' from Sweeney Todd stuck in my head.
No love and much venom,
Frankie
P.S. Leon, they are right you know.
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Post by loki2 on Dec 12, 2008 22:54:22 GMT -7
Dear Spanky Frankie,
If I'm a fop then you make little children think of sunshine and rainbows.
Hearts,
Leon
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Post by brennalarose on Dec 13, 2008 9:17:55 GMT -7
Dear Leon,
You're just jealous her hair is better.
Regards,
Phia
Dear Frankie,
Not my intent, I swear. I didn't start it.
Regards,
Phia
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 13, 2008 10:27:36 GMT -7
Dear Leon,
It's not my fault that I have a way with children and you don't.
Frankie
Dear Phia,
Completely understood. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless!
You're not too bad.
Frankie
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Post by fuzzy on Dec 13, 2008 11:17:59 GMT -7
Dear Frankie,
As long as the children don't try to hug you, right?
Keeping my distance,
Terry
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 14, 2008 12:30:55 GMT -7
Dear Terry,
Exactly! No human contact and we should all be able to continue to live our lives.
Frankie
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Post by drjuliusmayfair on Dec 14, 2008 15:02:59 GMT -7
Dearest Frankie,
The spirits that walk among us, piercing the silver veil, and guiding us along this perilous path of life tell me to tell you that they admire your resolve. They strive to be so cold and calculating. I, on the other hand, admire your strength and warmth.
Yours truly,
Dr. Julius Gabriel Mayfair
PS: Terry: I have a squeaky toy with your name on it. Merry Christmas. -J
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Post by fuzzy on Dec 14, 2008 18:07:04 GMT -7
Dear Dr. Who Julius,
Damn you, my one weakness!
*Squeaky*,
Terry
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Frankie Guidicini
ADMINISTRATION
BPRD Co-Director
This one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention.%\1\%
Posts: 548
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Post by Frankie Guidicini on Dec 15, 2008 21:45:37 GMT -7
Dear Mayfair,
...It's hard to take those words seriously when you add a postscript about a squeaky toy. And didn't you break off our non-existent relationship in your last 'Dear you?'
Frankie
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Post by drjuliusmayfair on Dec 16, 2008 1:56:26 GMT -7
Dearest Frankie,
I can admire you without loving you. Stop stalking me.
Sincerely,
Julius
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